High-Octane, Low-Carb, Grade-A Carnage!

Squeeze inside the squishy cockpit of your genetically engineered war machine!  Engage in televised gladitorial combat between giant bio-robots!  Literally devour your enemies!

Meatbot Massacre is a tactical miniatures game designed by Greg Stolze (Hunter: the Reckoning, Unknown Armies, GODLIKE) with Daniel Solis (PUNK) to provide an optimal mix of game speed, ease of use, and tactical complexity. It's easy to learn, fun to play and, thanks to the Ransom Model, it's free for you to download in PDF format! (We still accept donations, of course.)